From murder to Lady Gaga, Australian tech company calculates Google’s strangest search terms

In This March 23, 2010, file photo, the Google logo is seen at the Google headquarters in Brussels. AP Photo/Virginia Mayo, File

 

VANCOUVER DESI

From how to hide a dead body to Lady Gaga trivia, Australian-based search agency Search Factory took it upon themselves to seek out “the crazy s**t people search for on Google.”

According to the company, they used the search engine’s keyword planner tool to calculate a number of worldwide monthly averages for the best of Google’s “crazy and weird” search terms – and this is what they found:

 

  • “How to hide a dead body:” 1,000 average monthly searches
  • “How to get away with murder:” 1,900 average monthly searches
  • “Cat dating:”  110 average monthly searches
  • “How to make my cat love me:” 390 average monthly searches
  • “Lady Gaga naked:” 135,000 average monthly searches
  • “Is Lady Gaga a man?” 18,100 average monthly searches
  • “How to ask a guy out:” 14,800 average monthly searches
  • “How to mend a broken heart:” 9,900 average monthly searches
  • “How to have an affair:” 5,400 average monthly searches
  • “Why did I get married?” 40,500 average monthly searches
  • “I hate my job:” 22,000 average monthly searches
  • “How to win the lottery:” 40,500 average monthly searches
  • “How do I use Google?” 100 average monthly searches
  • “How do I Google something?” 4,400 average monthly searches
  • “Is Santa real?” 60,500 average monthly searches
  • “Why do men have nipples?” 18,000 average monthly searches

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